Hey, Didya Hear?

The White House Public Relations Team is looking into some further pop-culture bookings for the Obamassiah:

Survivor
American Idol (who knew he could sing?)
Dancing With The Stars
America's Next Top Model

They're having some negotiation troubles with a couple though:
Flip This House - there is some legal discussion whether the Obamassiah can sell the White House and move into Barney Franks' basement.

Wifeswap - The Obamassiah wants to give up Michelle, but the Wifeswap producers want the Teleprompter.