Thursday, August 27, 2009

In other news...

Elvis is NOT dead.

He just went home.

Since it hasn't been in the news for over 24 hours, remember...

Micheal Jackson is still dead.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Today's Life Lesson

Pay attention, folks.

When welding up a repair on a broken piece of farm equipment (or anything else, for that matter), DO NOT:

1) Decide to take a break, and just raise the welding face shield up,
2) Light a cigar, and hold it in your teeth, and
3) Turn up some music that makes you want to nod your head with the beat.

This Life Lesson goes double for anyone with facial hair.