Hey, Didya Hear?

The White House Public Relations Team is looking into some further pop-culture bookings for the Obamassiah:

Survivor
American Idol (who knew he could sing?)
Dancing With The Stars
America's Next Top Model

They're having some negotiation troubles with a couple though:
Flip This House - there is some legal discussion whether the Obamassiah can sell the White House and move into Barney Franks' basement.

Wifeswap - The Obamassiah wants to give up Michelle, but the Wifeswap producers want the Teleprompter.

A Proverb

Proverbs 31:10, in fact. Great verse, and no, it's not just because it's almost Lisa's birthday.

An excellent wife who can find?
She is far more precious than jewels.

Verses 11-31 expound on that statement, but I find Verse 10 to be accurate and stand on its own merits.

I did find an excellent wife, and I thank God for Lisa every day.